Caller: Yeah, I wanna come take the test to get into school. How I get there?

Me: Well, sir, where are you coming from?

Caller: Huh?

Me: Where are you located?

Caller: What?

Me: You are going to be coming here FROM somewhere. Where will you be coming FROM?

Caller: Oh. Um, [town west of Chicago].

Me: OK, that's very easy, we are right off the expressway.

Caller: Huh?

Me: We are right off the expressway. You take [expressway] west...

Caller: Huh? Suspretsway?

Me: EXPRESSWAY. You drive your car on it to get places. So you take the expressway west and get off the Wisconsin freeway junction...

Caller: Huh? Junction?

Me: Yes, the EXPRESSWAY meets up with another EXPRESSWAY at a JUNCTION and then you get on the Wisconsin....

Caller: Huh? West Carl Street?

Me: WISCONSIN. Like the state that is DIRECTLY NORTH OF US.

Caller: .......

Me: Sir?

Caller: Huh?

Me: I'm sorry sir, you are too dumb to take the test. ~click~